My life, ON A GRAPH! CHORES!!!!!!!!!!



I'm sorry but this isn't another addition to Shmickelhimer, it is a story about when I got chores. You can see on my "life graph," I got my first chore at age 9. The chore was to wash the windows of the house every other day. I had a sign off sheet that I marked every time I did the chore. My mom would check the list every week and if I washed the windows all of the days I got three dollars. If I missed three or more I didn't get payed. My older sister got chores before me, and watching her do them made me want them. I looked fun to make money.(Later I realized it wasn't worth it. My sister even tried to warn me but I didn't listen.) I got them near the end of the summer. I woke up that morning and went down to my mom and asked for the cleaning products. I got right to work, copying the techniques my mom had shown me the night before. It was fun for the first weak, then it got boring. Next it got annoying because I wanted to do something else, but was forced to do my chores first.
I still to this day have chores, though they are different and the pay is better, it still sucks. I now have to do all of the dishes, and care for the chickens and rabbits. I get payed five dollars and can only miss four. I have to do them every day!

Story Time With Hayden




#2Old foe

Shmickelhimer awoke to the sound of the waves crashing on the shore. He got some of the fire wood he had saved and started another fire. While the fire got bigger and hotter, he packed up his things. He got right to work on his sword. Pounding it and something it with a nice rock he found nearby. After he got it to a perfect shape he let it cool. While the sword was cooling he found some wild onions. He was glad to have found the delicious onions because they were filling and gave him good energy to get moving once his sword cooled.

He got off to a good start, setting off at about noon. He made his way into the forest. Slashing down brush that got in his way. He found an apple tree after about five miles. He sat under it and rested as he ate one of the most tasty red apple he had ever eaten. He spotted a sparkle in a bush near him. He went over and found a circle with spikes going around it. He looked more closely a realised he was looking at a wolf trap! He looked around and realised that there were more and a sign saying "Look out for wolf." Shmickelhimer turned around to be met by the face of a huge wolf. Shmickelhimer darted back in reaction to the swipe of the wolfs claw. He lashed out his new sword. Both were standing about fifteen feet away from each other just starring. Right be for the wolf made his move Shmickelhimer realised it was Gillogops, the main bully from Shmickelhimer's school. Shmickelhimer dodged to the side just in time to be missed by Gillogops large fangs. Shmickelhimer tried to get within striking distance of Gillogops, but Gillogops was just faster than Shmickelhimer. Shmickelhimer, after a couple of minutes of dodging attacks, figured out what he needed to do. He need to lure him into a wolf trap. Shmickelhimer ran around the area jumping over the bushes in which the wolf traps were. He just couldn't seem to get Gillogops to hit one. Shmickelhimer then caught the chain, which the wolf trap was attached to, with his foot and accidentally flung it into the air. The trap then hit Gillogops on the right front leg, tripping and causing him great pain. Shmickelhimer looked back and saw what he had done. He was amazed at his accident. He took the opportunity to turn around and jump onto the wolfs neck, piercing the blade through it. This of course instantly killed Gillogops. At first Shmickelhimer felt bad about what he had done, but the remembered all of the bad things Gillogops had done to him and his mom.





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Story Time With Hayden

#1
Shmickelhimer
Once upon a time, there was a courageous rabbit. He lived with his ill mother in a small forest. One day the rabbit, whose name was Shmickelhimer, went to go get the water from the majestic pool of wonders. The water that came from this pool cured any illness, he needed this water for his dying mom. Shmickelhimer started his journey in late summer. He set off on the long quest with only a small pack and water bottle. He walked down the thistle covered walkway waving farewell to his mother, starting his quest.
The first night he set camp at an old war base. There were cement buildings half coming out of a hill, on the other side of which was an ocean. The hill was protecting the cement buildings from any water based attack. The rabbit was to afraid to search through the buildings, so he decided he would stay outside for the night.
The next morning Shmickelhimer searched for any weaponry that could aid him on his monstrous quest. He found only a sharp, and rusty, metal pole. The pole, which was about three feet long, could be fashioned into a very useful sword. To make it he needed to find a smooth surface, a pounding tool, and a fire. He figured he better get some firewood from the forest before it got too dark. Shmickelhimer went out into the forest to fetch the fire wood. He found a good spot of dry would after about five minutes of searching. Shmickelhimer also stumbled upon a nice patch of juicy blueberries on his way back, he was relieved to be eating such a delicious treat. Once back to wear he set up camp he ate some of the berries he had picked, then started a fire. It was dawn by the time Shmickelhimer started work on his sword. He fell asleep, about half way done with his sword, to the sound of the crackling fire.


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